Saturday Night At My Parents

I'm broke. Not "I'm broke but have $10,000 in a savings account" broke. More like broke as f*ck broke. And that's fine. That's life right now and all I can do is deal with it. Want to know what I do when I'm broke? I hangout at my parents. And sometimes when I hangout at my parents I get to see things I don't necessarily want to...like my Dad, cleaning with his shirt off, plumbers crack and all. Love you Dad, but seriously...gross. Moving on. Since I'm hanging out at my parents at 9:45 on a Saturday night I figured it was as good a time as any to start my blog. So, here it is. Nice Snatch, Sweets! Let's start with the title. It's not porn pervs, so if that's what you're looking for, I'm not your girl. I named it this because A) it's funny, B) I'm obsessed with CrossFit, C) I sell cupcakes. BAM. Awesome blog name. Also, can we sidestep for a second? I don't eat grains, sugar, or dairy and I sell CUPCAKES. Bastardly. Anyways, I started this blog for a few reasons. The first is, I have a slight love affair with blogs and have always wanted my own. So basically, this is selfish as hell. Secondly, I'm making the leap to CrossFit and Paleo. Like I said, I am OBSESSED with CrossFit. Seriously. I'm a CrossFit junkie, stalker, and lover. I'm also very aware that Paleo is CrossFit's BFF, so I'm doing both. At one time. Terrifying? Yes. Exciting? Absolutely. Will I pee 76 times before I walk into the box in a few days...probably. Or I'll pee my pants, I wish I was kidding. No shame. I probably should've forewarned you that I get sidetracked pretty easily...sorry. Anyways I'm going to post later about what brought me to this point in my CF journey but for now, here's a list of things my blog will cover, as well as reasons you should read it!
A) I, on occasion, have the ability to be hysterical. I mean, I laugh at myself all the time. So why not read my blog and see if you can laugh with me (or at me) as well?!
B) I'm terrified to be a full fledged CrossFitter. I also have some insanely huge CrossFit goals...I don't play around. So I may need you to cheer me on, or laugh at me when I fall on my ass doing box jumps.
C) I'm the worlds WORST cook, and I hate vegetables, also coconut. So why not make yourself feel like a world-renowned chef while I burn my house down attempting to make scrambled eggs.
D) I will never use words like "sitch" or "totes"...that's for sure a reason to become a loyal follower!
E)There are a zillion more reasons I'm writing this blog and a bunch more reasons to read it, but I'm tired, my baby sister is home, and Teen Mom is on. I don't have cable at home so this is awesome and I need to take it all in.
PS...I LOVE ABC lists. Get used to it.
Yay 1st Post!!!